do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars
THEY FUCKING WHAT
(Source: badbehaviour, via lubricates)
Oh god. Pauline Hanson is back. We should have expected that the darkest horrors of the 90s were slowly returning with the come back of Furbies and the Godzilla movie remake. Now we’re fucked.
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR
(Source: tchallabread, via panspacetrash)
Dunno if I can be bothered to have kids, like, it’s a lot of paper work and it means I would have to get up early.
(via mylifeisacabaret)
Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
NOOOOOOO
they all gasped like OHHH
IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE
(via allantruong)
when you are not your favorite person’s favorite person it kind of feels like you’re constantly swallowing sand
(via allantruong)